Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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