yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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