"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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