If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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