Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Randomize
