I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Someone shattered a urinal.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
Randomize
