So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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