Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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