Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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