I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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