WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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