Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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