But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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