All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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