Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Just cropdusted the office
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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