It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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