Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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