Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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