Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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