the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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