That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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