remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I have tasted many bathrooms
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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