Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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