at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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