just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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