It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
