He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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