Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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