Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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