I like my sex mixed with concussions.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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