I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Randomize
