I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
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