Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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