I am spending my child support on dildos
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
