He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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