I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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