we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Found the puke drawer
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
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