She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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