just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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