I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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