In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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