I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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