I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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