You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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