friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
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