How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
You did what with his pubic hair?
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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