i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I stole a fireplace last night.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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