5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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