Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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