awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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